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June 17, 2019

 

 

 

Some Sports You Must Take A Dive & Follow The Money

 

 

 

TAKE A DIVE !

 

 

 

 

 

HOW MUCH DOES DIVE JUMPING PAY?

92 Feet & Splash!

 

 

 

 

 

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, WIFE, SISTER and MAMA CLIFF DIVES

What Say You?

 

 

 

 

SOME TIMES THE WATER JUST DOESN’T FLOW

 

 

 

 

LALO SCHAFFER – 192 ft Jump

“After 25 meters everything else is the same” Lalo

The Brazilian-born and Swiss-raised 27-year-old entered the water at a speed of 74 mph 

 

 

 

LALO SCHAFFER’S VIEW 

Normal Speed

 

 

 

 

NBA TECTONIC SHIFTS

Winner & Losers

GAME OF THRONES WINNERS

 

 

LA Lakers & AD Done!

The Turmoil! What Turmoil? 

It was clear everyone wanted to brand themselves with Lebron’s LA

 

 

 

 

ROB PELINKA

Laughing at ya – It’s my house bitches!

 

NEW ORLEANS LAKERS

We Got ZION & The Lakers 

Julius Randle, Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Josh Hart & Lakers #4 Draft Pick

 

 

ONE OF YOU WILL REMAIN IN MY KINGDOM!

 

 

 

 

LOSERS

Lavar BBB & Sons Go from Penthouse to Mezzanine

 

Lavar Guarantee’s Lakers will NOT win another championship when they traded Lonzo.

 

 

 

 

NBA DEPRECIATION RUMOR

 

Klay Thompson & Kevin Durant (Do you sign injured players to MAX contracts)

Chris Paul – Hearing he wants out (Bad & Good

Golden State Warriors predicted 5th in 2019-20 Western Conference

 

 

 

 

 

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June 10, 2019

 

 

 

 

STRANGE SPORTS THAT ARE REAL & POPULAR

KD RETURNS

“BIG PAPI” SHOT

 

 

 

DAVID ORTIZ “BIG PAPI” SHOT

 

Former MLB star David Ortiz was shot in the back while outside of a club in his hometown of the Dominican Republic. Video footage of the shooting was captured on surveillance video and has since surfaced on social media.

 

 

 

 

WARRIORS VS. RAPTORS GAME 5

Kevin Durant Returns

Kawhi Shut Down All – No Emotion

 

 

 

 

 

STRANGE SPORTS THAT ARE REAL & POPULAR

The Rules of Engagement are Extreme!

 

 

 

 

HOBBYHORSING

 It involves people riding toy horses in a gymnasium with zero intention of irony. What apparently began in Finland quickly gained a following and has reportedly exploded in popularity.

 

 

 

 

 

BO-TAOSHI

ZOMBIE ATTACK! The Japanese sport of bo-taoshi, or “pole toppling,” is a team sport on a mass scale. Each team consists of a whopping 150 people! The goal of the game is to topple the opposing team’s pole.  With bodies climbing over one another in mass chaos, there are actually a number of strategic positions with specific roles in the sport. Arguably the most important position is the “ninja” – this player mans the top of the pole. The ninja leans in the opposite direction as the pole is falling to counterbalance the weight.

 

 

 

 

 

CHESS BOXING

Chess boxing began in Berlin in 2003 and has since spread around the world. A match consists of 11 rounds – six rounds of chess and five of boxing. Each round lasts three minutes. A winner is only declared by a checkmate in chess, T/KO in boxing or disqualification by the ref for idleness.

 

 

 

 

 

SUMMER REDNECK GAMES

Redneck Pool 

This wild celebration of all things redneck has become a summertime staple in East Dublin, Georgia. For five bucks, fans gain entry into a competition unlike any other. Classic events include the toilet seat horseshoe toss, watermelon seed spitting, mud pit belly flop.

 

 

 

 

 

SHIN KICKING

The combatants grab each other by the collar and strike away with the inside of their foot. A competitor loses by shouting “sufficient” to say they’ve had enough.

 

 

 

 

 

SEPAK TAKRAW

Sepak takraw is popular in Southeast Asia. The courts are roughly twice the size of a badminton court. Teams of three must kick or hit the ball over a net without touching it with their hand/arm. 

 

 

 

 

 

CHEESE ROLLING

A nine-pound wheel of Double Gloucester is rolled with a one second head start before the competitors run after it. The cheese turns into an edible wheel of death, reaching speeds up to 70 mph. First racer to cross the finish line wins the cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

SLAMBALL

The idea of SlamBall was to take the high-flying fun of basketball and focus almost entirely on that aspect by adding a bunch of trampolines, so people are soaring through the air from start to finish. It looks like they’re hooked up to bungee cords.

 

 

 

 

 

 

CALCIO STORICO

Take off the helmets and pads, replace the grass with sand, and introduce fighting to the field. Welcome to the strange sport of calcio. This wild game consists of 27 players on each team, and they’re pretty much allowed to brawl. We’re talking full on tackling, kicking, punching. Players aren’t even allowed to sub a fresh guy in if someone gets hurt.

 

 

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June 3, 2019

 

 

THE NEW SHAPE OF BOXING

ANDY RUIZ, JR,

 

 

 

STAY PUFT KO’S

JOSHUA “THE ADONIS”

 

 

 

The Spirit of Anthony Joshua 

Says it all!

CLICK LINK!

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByN_7pNhiv2/

 

 

 

BOXING FANS

SCRAMBLE FOR COVER 

AS JOHN RUIZ JR.

DEPARTS THE ARENA!

 

 

 

 

WTH

When You’re In My Parking Space

(Speed & Swiftness is your best friend)

 

 

 

 

CLICK THE LINK

https://twitter.com/i/status/1135090581905051648

 

 

 

NBA FINALS MOMENT

Who is the Top Badass on the court?

Steph Curry * Draymond Green * Siakam Pascal * Fred Van Fleet * Kawhi Leonard

 

 

 

THE OBAMA VS. DRAKE EFFECT

Adam Silver checks Drake with Barack

 

 

 

MLB WTH MOMENT

Houston Astros Carlos Correa Out!

Cracked Ribs During Massage

Presumed Guilty Culprit!

 

 

 

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May 20, 2019

 

BOOM SHAKALAKA SPORTING LIFE

 

 

INFINITE TUCKER
 
To Infinity & Beyond
 
Texas A&M 400 Meter Hurdler Launches into his aka Superman with no cape

 

 

KING OF THE HAMMERS
 
“Rock Crawling & Cali-Desert”

 

King of the Hammers is an off-road race that combines desert racing and rock crawling. This race is held in February on Means Dry Lake at Johnson Valley, California United States. The race vehicles used at the King of the Hammers are known as Ultra 4 vehicles which are capable of speeds over 100 miles per hour for the desert sections, but still contain gear ratios of 100 to 1 or lower for technical rock crawling. King of The Hammers takes place each year in February, on public lands in Johnson Valley, CA.  The race has evolved from 12 teams racing for bragging rights and a case of beer, to more than 300 teams competing before more than 35,000 fans in person 

https://www.ultra4racing.com

 

“What’s the caution cone for?”

 

 

OLYMPIC TRIAL SUBMISSIONS

When Sea Life Become “The Wet Ballers”

 

 

HUNTING 4 SURFERS

 

 

CANOEING HUMANS

 

 

 

 

BITCH SLAPPING WHALES

 

 

 

SWORDFISH REVENGE

 

 

 

2019 NBA FINALS
 
“Smash Brothers vs. The Claw”
 
 
Offensive Speed & Firepower vs. Defense

 

 

Congrats – Recognition – R.I.P.
 
 
 
Indianapolis 500

Simon Pagenaud holds off Rossi to win 103rd Indy 500

 
 
Bart Starr 85, R.I.P.
 
Starr won an unprecedented five NFL championships as the Packers’ starting quarterback, leading the club to titles in 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966 and 1967.
 

 

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May 20, 2019

 

 

BOOM SHAKALAKA SPORTING LIFE

 

“Western Saloon Pole Dancing Billiards”

 

 

Throwing billiard balls at your boss after showing up drunk and getting fired

ASHLEY PRIOLA

Pole dancer Ashley Priola, 26, is accused of going balls-out with rage after she was canned for being so drunk she fell while dancing onstage at the Red Dog Saloon. A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her. While riding in a cop car, Priola went berserk and offered “all of her money” to an officer in exchange for taking her home instead of to jail — then tried to bust out a window of the ride, according to police.

 

Rumor has it Ashley was a former Runway Model

 

 

 

BOOM SHAKALAKA TIGERS SHADE

 Tiger Woods Broken Leg vs. John Daly’s Cart

PGA’s Americans with Disabilities Act committee gives John Daly an exemption with Arthritic knee.

“As far as J.D. taking a cart, I walked with a broken leg, so,” Woods said, referring to his 2008 U.S. Open win.

“Trust me, I hate riding in the cart,” the 53-year-old said. “If I could walk, I would do it. I could probably walk four holes and be done. The thing swells up so bad.”

Tiger Woods did not sound sympathetic Tuesday when asked about Daly.

“As far as J.D. taking a cart, I walked with a broken leg, so,” Woods said, referring to his 2008 U.S. Open win.

 

 

 

BOOM SHAKALAKA – LAMAR

 

Ex-NBA star Lamar Odom used prosthetic penis to cheat Olympic drug test

 

 

Lamar’s Prosthetic Penis

Social Media Reactions

 

 

“Huh”

 

 

 

“Bitch I’m High”

 

 

 

“Laughing My Dead Ass Off”

 

 

 

“Desperate for clean Piss”

 

 

 

The Boxing Heavyweight Division Is Back!
Maybe
 
Deontay Wilder KO’s Dominic Breazeale

 

 

NBA Playoff
STAND UP MVP

Kawhi Leonard

Steph Curry

Klay Thompson

Damien Lilliard

 

 

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May 13, 2019

 

 

 

AARON RODGERS

Game of Thrones Cameo

 

Ratings Up or or Down

 

 

 

 

LAKER NATION PUSH PAUSE

You Got Coaches

“Just Chill Out – 15 People Boycott”

 

FRANK VOGEL & JASON KIDD

 

 

NBA 

When Shit Happens In…

 

“Latvia”

KRISTAPS PORZINGAS

“Walking While Traded”

Some Russians Jumped Kristaps Porzinhgas In Latvia For Getting Traded To The Dallas Mavericks

A video of the fight’s aftermath shows Porzingis having blood on his face and arguing with the people around him who appear to be on his side. According to TMZ, an “all-out tussle” occurred while Porzingis was out and about in his hometown of Liepaja. The scuffle left the 7-foot-3 NBA All-Star with a bloody face 

https://twitter.com/NY_Knicks_Fr/status/1127615473376464898

 

 

 

When Shit Happens In…

“Hollywood – Club Avenue”

TRISTAN THOMPSON

“Wasted at Da Club”

The 6’9″ Cleveland Cavaliers player was trying to drink a bottle of water while swaying back and forth and getting help from his friend, who was struggling to keep the massive athlete on his feet outside club avenue in Hollywood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RLE1byvzw

 

 

 

When Shit Happens In…

 

“A Newport Beach CA Yoga Studio”

DENNIS RODMAN

“I AM Yoga Man – Give Me The 400lb Crystal”

 

Dennis Rodman accused of stealing 400pound crystal, merchandise from a California yoga studio. A Southern California yoga studio accused former NBA star Dennis Rodman and several others, including a former employee of stealing more than $3,500 in merchandise, including a 400pound amethyst crystal, according to the Los Angeles Times. 

Vibes Hot Yoga claimed the four worked in coordination to distract an employee so they could steal clothes from displays. A man in the group tried to move the massive geode onto a hand truck and dropped it, causing it to shatter

 

 

 

 

NBA PLAYOFFS

Game 7’s

Which Game Seven Hurts The Most?

 

“Every Damn Year Steph Man – Stop it”

James Harden – Difference Maker or What?

Warriors defeat Rockets 118 – 113

 

 

 

“Dame Dollar & Mac McCollum”

Money Time Duo Serves You Up

Nokic Takes Blame

Trailblazers defeat Nuggets 100 – 96

 

 

 

KAWHI

GET LOW WITH ME FELLAS

“Wait For It – Wait For It – Now Go Home!

Toronto defeats Philadelphia 92-90

 

 

 

2019 BEST MONEY TIME PLAYER

Steph Curry

Damien Lillard

Kawhi Leonard

Kevin Durant

Klay Thompson

 

 

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